Two solutions to the Anna Nicole Smith "problem":
- Cremate her and put us out of our entire misery. Spread her ashes all over the damned Earth for all I care, just stop making this such a big freakin deal.
- Chop her into pieces and bury them in different locations. Heart/torso in the Bahamas; head in Houston; and ass/legs in LA near Marilyn Monroe. Hell you can even freeze her boobs next to Ted Williams head in Arizona, if you're so inclined.
Interesting people die everyday, none of them get this much exposure in the news - and that is a damned shame.
3 comments:
I AGREE! I turn on the news to find the weather and I get Anna Nicole's 10 lovers claiming fatherhood.
Yet, in all seriousness, I would think common sense would be to bury her with her son. I mean, WOULDN'T ANYONE think that was the most logical if no one really knows where she wanted to be buried?
We haven't had any of the Anna-nicole stuff here in the UK thankfully. but surely next of kin is fairly easy to work out? regardless of who else has a claim on her money/child/reputation etc, the body belongs to the NoK in law.
you would think it would be that easy, but she was estranged from her mother and had no other next of kin, so it made it much more difficult.
the thing that gets under my skin is just what i said, interesting people die all the time, yet they get little or no news coverage. it's obscene.
i can't describe how stupid we are in the US when it comes to celebrities and their idiocracy. between anna nicole and britney shaving her head and entering/leaving rehab, i can barely find anything else to watch on tv!
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