Take me to your leader, I sure could use a laugh.

A clip from Bill Maher, whom I always deem worth watching:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12318129/site/newsweek/?bclid=192955681&bctid=192875525

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike & What I need is a good defense cause I'm feelin like a criminal

After the Lance Armstrong issues last year, the banning of the favorites from this years’ Tour de France and now the Floyd Landis scandal, I have an idea for international cycling: Everyone should be allowed a certain amount of performance enhancing drugs. If it’s regulated, no one will be cheating any more than any one else. You know baseball is standing in the corner, pointing their fingers at cycling and laughing their asses off, while chuckling, “And the media thought WE had steroid issues, HA!”

I read this story somewhere yesterday and now I can’t find it, but it was funny as hell. A waitress was asking for I.D. from a young girl to make sure she was of legal age to be served alcohol. What she received was her own, stolen, driver’s license! “I’m proud to say that some of the dumbest criminals are working right here in America” (Points if you know where that is quoted from!).

I found another job to apply for and this one is actually in the field I’m studying to get into, so here’s hoping they’ll overlook the lack-of-a-college-degree issue, for now. I’m just going to have to write the best cover letter ever written. If anyone would care to volunteer their writing services, feel free!

Being single sucks. I think I’ll leave it at that for now. Happy Wednesday!